Albus First Theory, which is mine, and belongs to me:

“0 is better than shit.”

Other ways to write it: “0 is greater than shit.” or “0 is preferable to shit.”

This is also called “Albus Theory 1”.

Corollary 1 of Albus First Theory:

“A job badly done is worse than a job not done.”

This is also called “Albus Theory 1.1”.

Albus Second Theory, my next theory:

“Idiocy and malicious intent are indistinguishable from each other.”

This is also called “Albus Theory 2”.

Corollary 1 of Albus Second Theory:

“Greed ior egoism are equal to idiocy, and idiocy is equal to egoism ior greed.”

This is also called “Albus Theory 2.1”.

Albus Third Theory, another theory:

“How much you care about what you do and the results of what you do are directly proportional.”

This is also called “Albus Theory 3”.

Albus Forth Theory

“If you accept shit, you will get shit.”

This is also called “Albus Theory 4”.

Corollary 1 of Albus Forth Theory:

“If you accept shit, you will get more shit.”

This is also called “Albus Theory 4.1”.